Behold! The worst 5 series.......in the world. 

"Mr.R" (rfiallo) 07/13/2016 at 18:25 • Filed to: None

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I stumbled across this horror outside my warehouse a couple of weeks ago, and after my eyes had stopped bleeding, I realized I needed to take some pictures of it, or, like Bigfoot, no one would believe it actually exists.

Thats 4 “M” stickers on one mirror, the other side was the same......

I have no idea where the rims went, this was after hours and the body shop people had already gone home....to vomit and cry I assume.

Excuse my 1080 Potato.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:27

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#gayandproud

LongbowMkII > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:33

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This is amazing. The best 5 series since the E39.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:33

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Yeah...that’s...um.

malfacepalm.jpg

Urambo Tauro > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:35

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That grille would have been perfect for the 2010 BMW Art Car:

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:35

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Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:39

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He wanted an art car....glow sticks were cheaper

djgreenlava > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:46

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It's a safety car so you don't ever have to have sex.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 18:53

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I, I just can’t

E92M3 > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 19:34

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You’re right, without these pictures I would of thought you were exaggerating a bit. In hindsight, I WISH you were.

Chasaboo > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 19:40

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Did you find this in like the Bahamas?

DynamicWeight > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 19:44

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Very rare and collectible BMW. Custom exterior. Great paint. Cleanest BMW on craigslist. No low balls I know what I have.

LOREM IPSUM > Mr.R 07/13/2016 at 20:22

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Wait.. I see no damage. Does that mean the body shop is responsible for this?

Maybe the customer stiffed them and this is their preferred method of revenge.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr.R 07/14/2016 at 00:06

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What the hell happened here??

Actually... WHAT caused someone to do this???

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Mr.R 07/14/2016 at 02:18

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Pride. Don’t hate.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Mr.R 07/15/2016 at 11:03

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At first I thought the glowing grille was a headlight and I would've been on board, but then NOPE